The Public Addressed…

THE PUBLIC ADDRESSED.
WHICH ONES HAVE YOU HEARD?
and where were you when you heard them?

“Can I have your attention for a moment…
would passengers who are travelling on….”

“Who’s next please?”

“All aboard…”

“Move along there please…”

“Sorry sir, I’ll have to ask you to leave…”

“The next stop is…”

“No Sir I think you have had enough…”

“Last orders please…”

“Time gentlemen please…”

“Programme of the match…”

“Silence in court…”

“Order…order…”

“Can I help you…?”

“Next contestant please…”

“…can I ask that all mobile phones be
switched off…thank you”

“Would passenger…?.. please report to the
information office…”

“Telephone please Mr….?”

“This meeting is adjourned.”

“Everything all right for you Madam…?”

“It looks really well on you…”

“All stand…”

“Will that be all sir…?”

“Salt and vinegar…?”

“Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye…”

“Would you like a bag?”

“Delicious apples one pound a pound…”

“Now may the Grace of The Lord Jesus Christ
and the love of God, and the fellowship
of the Holy Spirit be with you all…”

Amen

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