Category Archives: Prose

Sarcasm

SARCASM

Sarcasm – ‘the lowest form of wit…’
Was all he had going for him
As he dished out liberally doses of
this kind of medicine

As though it was a cure-all for
his fellow compatriot’s shortcomings

Until one day he met Sarcasm
face to face
The Smackdown World Champion
equivalent
of a very sarcastic man
Caustic – very Sar-caustic

One session in the ring with
Smackdown
– and he was cured
of his own sarcastic ways

 

 

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DREAM ON

DREAM ON

He walked – head down
Staring at the ground

Watching the grasses below his feet
bending backwards and then
springing back to life
as he looked back at his trodden path

He moved on through the undergrowth
Expecting to reach his destination at
any moment
He had not been that way before

Then he awoke and had his breakfast
It had been a dream – or so it did seem

He had not been that way before
Then he awoke and had his breakfast
After the dream about awaking and having his breakfast

It had been a dream about having a dream
– or so it did seem…

THE DRIP

THE DRIP

The rain constantly dripped
from the gutter
before my very eyes

Staring – daydreaming as
I watched from the window
Watching watching watching
No record of my thoughts
The sun came out
The rain ceased

Could I keep this up?
Could I sit until the sun
had done it’s work?

Until that drip no longer dripped
And that globule – breathed it’s last

Until that oval pip of water
And it’s crystal clear invention
stopped completely

And the gutter called leak
Could no longer find a drink

Could I wait that long?

No sooner said than done
It stopped somewhere mid-thought

No time like the present!
Strong stuff this sun.

 

‘Jenga’ eating

‘JENGA’ EATING
Deftly reaching for the next piece
You know this game – one wrong move etc.
And all will tumble
Block after block removed
It’s about to crumble – yet no – hang on
It hasn’t, I live to fight another… go
We interrupt this broadcast poem-ism
To take you somewhere else,
No longer in ‘metaphor’
Do you think you can handle it?
Here goes –
Deftly reaching for the next piece
I quickly throw caution to the wind
Straight into the mouth goes the carrot cake
No turning back, no looking back
Even longingly for another piece
No other piece was had
Disaster and Triumph went hand in hand
“That’s the way to do it!”
I remember Punch or Judy say
Waistline:
Failure followed by success

 

 

Job well done – will do

JOB WELL DONE – WILL DO

Nobody’s that great
That they keep rushing back for more
More of your song – your voice – your genius
Your up in the clouds of praise
Then down in the ditch of despair
Genuine praise is always only a percentage
Take large numbers and subtract
Conclude that the small – very few
Will stick with you
For you are the grand old Duke of York
When you are up in their estimation
You are up
When you are down you are down
Best not to rise dependant on their degree
Best to rise in what you be
As you satisfy your jury of one
And hear your own – well done.

 

Memory’s Song

MEMORY’S SONG

You listen to the song
It triggers your memory’s reprise

The song of intermittent thought
going from scene to scene
You alone know what it means

You’re back there
and then
You’re back here again

Your memory has made them
glorious days
But sometimes
Take with a pinch of salt
what memory says

Nevertheless it’s good to recall
Give thanks for most – if not all
But in your youth –
(are you in your youth?)

Such travellings don’t
get a look in
‘Cause – see –
you haven’t time for them

But even you –
(what’s in it for you)
Gives way to:

A lived moment back
through your teens to
Mama’s outstretched arms
And cuddles so pure
You felt loved and secure

Maybe though –
you cannot compute?
Due to loud angry shoutings
Of an out-of-tune song
The lyric of incessant violence
Bad behaviour of the most
despicable kind
This memory song you
never want to sing

Nevertheless my friend
Find the memory that
means the most
And sing your song of
frozen-screen’s joy

Live it again
the song of back then

And see the contrast
of good and bad
But know good is…
As bad should not be…

Count blessings
God is in earshot
Let Him know
you will sing His hymn

Shopping to buy?

SHOPPING TO BUY?

The shopping centre –
Shopping Mall –
Call it what you will…

In the mall part
Buzzing-by
legs galore
Twirl-after-body-twirl

Avoiding crashes as busy-bodies
busily body-propel
their bodies out of the way

Table dwellers in a daze
Picking at their meal
Bought from the umpteenth
Brand – hatches that serve
Curry pies, hamburgers,
chicken chicken
and more chicken
Pick at it
Poke it in the side
Savour it
Why look bored?
‘You no like?’

They stare
as you body-swerve their table
And their eyes light on your beard
They don’t see you –
just your beard

On your way –
you bypass this shop and that shop
making you dizzy with invites

“Now what was it I came here for?”

You realise in the midst of
your studious body-swerving game
That you are not there to engage
in this wall of death

But you are meant to buy something…
“Now what was it..?”

You have gained momentum
Propelled by the body-swerve game
And have to quickly recognise
the approaching collision
with the Calendar stall

You collide with its offered stand
and like a spinning coin coming to rest
You manage to collywobble
to a standstill

Now rather than offer an apology
or explanation

– you just buy a calendar

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three Became One

THREE BECAME ONE

“How do I look?”
We cared with youthful vanity
back in the day.
Setting ourselves on display

But all of this
was longing
for acceptance
in mutual admiration society

The connections were made
That lasted and didn’t last

We grasped at life
Clinging and letting go
With equal intensity

But it was all of youth’s
interminable searching
for a soul mate
while the inner-inner man
lay dormant
starved of the true reality

A Messiah is coming
Came
Remained
Completed
Three parts full
Vacuum gone

I fell into the water that was Living
Buoyant in spiritual love
Lovely word – redeemed
Maturing quickly and gradually
at the same time

With and in
the ups and downs
of life
– of all lives

But sustained throughout
and from then on
I was – borne up
on wings of eagles

Splendid things to come

Two become one
He governs me
with humility

Then she came
and three become one
in holy matrimony

 

 

 

 

 

The Traveller

THE TRAVELLER

Pleased that
it was a foggy day
Pleased that
the air was cold
Pleased indeed
That all was
kind of – well

Kind of
Because he still
hadn’t been paid

A minor detail
As he still had a supply
from a previous
reluctantly accepted
Job

This drifter
this nomad
this hippie-trailer
this vagabond
this gypsy-stylist

This eccentric player –
at life

This ‘liv-er’ from
pillar to post

This romantic
this child in a
man’s trousers

This beer guzzler
A Jimmy Gerantesque
figure in green trousers
Sniffing and scratching
And odd-jobbing
his way across the country
and countries

Still
He claimed
he had found
the secret to happiness

And brought a smile to
confused faces
when it suited him
And he was looking
for a free coffee

He projected aggression
If he thought it would work
Calling it ‘Tapping’
as he begged his way…

But survived
to live another day
His world
in a bag
beside his sleeping bag

He welcomed the fog
shirked his shoulders
at the cold
and once more
was on his way.

The slow to pay gentleman
who ‘owed him’
disappeared
in debt for the
brushing of his yard

‘Can’t wait’
“Have that one on me”

“The road awaits
can’t be late
won’t treat it
the way you treated me”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stray Day

STRAY DAY

A stray day
One that got off the schedule

Suddenly at a stand still
Programmed brain interrupted

Look at his hands in his pockets
A forlorn look upon his face
Lost – he is
Doesn’t know what to do
with himself

He isn’t used to his engine
being turned off

He looks for the return
of the trapeze
so he can act
and launch himself
into the next task

A day gone adrift
An unwritten day
A day disjointed from
the scheme of things

Here he stands
a man
that can’t be still

‘Be still and know that I am God’
Psalm 46/10

 

The Hill

THE HILL

The tall tree beside the hill
Young boys rolling down
finding its adjunct

Buttercups blooming
flattened
(some)
on the roll

Up they would pant to the
top again
Falling down ‘headlong’
innocuously

All kinds of games
in Fresh air
mixed
with pollen and
various scents

Battle of Trafalgar?
…they knew nothing about
but re-wrote it’s history
a million times
…or thereabouts?

They knew each other well
In Phileo love
Interrupted by
contradiction
of the natural man

As
they all fought
for real on a bad day

Sloping home
It was ice-pops or ice cream or
penny chews or chewing gum
the reward of battles won

The hill never spoke
Never complained at being
trodden underfoot

They all knew it’s name
But never wondered why

The ‘Dummy’s Hill’
A green mound still
found
in memory’s sigh

 

 

 

 

 

Fishing Bond

FISHING BOND

The dew rested on the grass
That semi-chill factor
Pins and needles effect
On your advancing face

Good job – these water boots!
The grass is so long

Morning – Right time to fish
Or so they say

Settled
First cast in

Birds chirping now
with intermittent grace

And yes straight away
bite on the line
Played well and landed

Catch and release
ten fish later and
it’s time for a ‘home made’

Sandwich and a slurp of soup

Back to the casting
But as the day dwindles past noon
Then past the six o’clock mark
So too dwindles the fish

Still – thirty fish can’t be bad
Let’s call it a day
Did I say: my son caught more?

I pretend envy
While secretly so glad
for his success
Best buddies in the love of God
Thank you fish
My excuse for bonding